Peanut Butter From Hell

Peanut Butter From Hell

This was the grand prize winner from the 1992 Startext Christmas Recipe contest. Entered by David Duke. We thank you, but our kids didn't

• 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
• 1/4 cup peanut oil
• 2 tablespoons dried onion bits
• 1 clove crushed garlic or
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1 tablespoon sesame seeds
• 1-1/2 teaspoon honey
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice
• 2 teaspoons soy sauce
• 1/4 to 3/4 teaspoon ground red pepper, more is better!
• 3 tablespoons hot water, optional

  Blend in a small pot over low heat. Stir gently till bubbly don't burn the stuff. Then allow to cool and put in a small crock pot (the one you got left over from the school PTA cheese sale) By the way this stuff will keep almost forever! The best medium to serve this disguised taste bud screamer is on Wheat Thins by Nabisco or Triscut for the healthy nuts.

  The really strange thing about this little trick is that it has three different things that happen. First is that your taste buds get the sweet from the honey. Second a mild taste of peanut butter. THEN

  **KABOOM** RED PEPPER! I'LL SWEAR THAT THIS WORKS!

  It should take from a count of eight to ten seconds for the grenade to go off and you oughta watch the faces of the UNSUSPECTED!